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These stories were written by a girl named Eryn... 

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Diss...

U SUCK VAGINAS YOU LESBIAN DUCHE BAG IN A WIGHT PUSSY WITH A NERDS SHRIVELED DICK SLIDING AROUND YOUR ASS AND UR KISSING SOME HOBOS DIRTY KISS ASS SHIT WHILE YOUR IMAGINARY 'FRIENDS' FUCK YOUR FUCKED UP BODY YOUR LIPS ARE A FUCKING VIRGINS CAUSE THEY NEVERED TOUCHED A BASTARDS SORRY LIPS YOU ARE A NIGGER (no im not a rasist lol) LIVIN IN THE PAST WITH BITCHES KICKING YOU UP THE ASS SO CRAWL TO YOUR DAMN WOMB FROM WHICH YOU CAME FROM WITH A POT SOMKIN HIPPIE TOO DRUNK FROM LIQUIR TO STAND UP STRAIT FALLING OVER PISS COVERED CHAIRS KNOCKING UP YOUR FUCKED UP BRAIN GIVING YOU NO NECK    

YOUR A DRUG ADDICT SCREAMING ON THE GAY STREET HOPEING FOR MONEY TO FUEL YOUR DRUG MONEY JUST SO YOU CAN IMAGINE FREDDY AND JASON WHO NEVER EXISTED YOU DAMN BITCH SO GO TO HEAVEN AND STAY THE FUCK UP THERE

Story 1

  Mrs already is a fucking bitch I am going to tell stories about her. Perhaps we might even add other peoples stories about her and what she has done to pervert us into insainity. This first storie I’m going to tell.

            I was hitting morgan with a frisbie. She was fine with is cause she’s suicidal to a certain extent. Anyway a guy named wesly hit her too hard in the face with it. He almost broke her fucking glasses. Mrs. Stewart is another teacher but she’s an angel compared to mrs already. Mrs alreaad came out cause she saw what happened to morgan. Heh he him laughing cause this is what happened. She told mrs stewart what me and Wesley had done to morgan. It wasn’t a Frisbee that I had trown it was a soccer ball I was kicking it into her legs. I was laughing cause Wesley was hitting her with a Frisbee. I was rolling around on the ground laughing. Wesley hit her in the face she got up. And acted all drunk and all. She walked into the soccer goal. Mrs already came out and told on me and Wesley. Mrs stewart called us over and asked if we hit morgan. I said yes cause I won’t lie to her sometimes. We had to sit down. I had to fill out a reflective log I think that’s how you spell it. Well I was pissed at her cause morgan knew who snitched on us. Dun dun dunnnn it was mrs already. I nearly broke the pencil as I filled out the reflecov log. I was planning on yelling at mrs already cause she’s a mother fuuckit stalker. I yelled at mrs lee. She’s really nice I felt bad I even cried. I told her I was done with the reflectov log and if she didn’t like it she could deal with it. Im not going to do it over. I yelled and everybody stared at me. Im student council president that’s harsh when your rank is that! I didn’t get to eat lunch so I was eating paper. I was starving. I was aloud to go and get some food but I would cry so I didn’t. when I went to mrs crosby’s class I was still hungry. So I was eating tissue paper. I was still so hungry. I was eating it cause I’m afraid of my stomach acid to eat my stomach even if it has a thick layer of mucus. Well that’s my storie hope you laughed. Love y’all. By the way I’m not country!

 

 

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YOU WANT PIE?

AND KILLING BABIES?

AH I CAN DO THAT EASILY.

BUT YOU WANT TO DO IT?

MAYBE WE CAN SET UP A PROGRAM FOR THAT.

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RAWR??????????

OK ITS ALL SET UP TOMORROW AT 9 FREE FOR ALL AT THE ORPHANGE IT IS PIE NIGHT TOO J

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YES?

-HELLO I AM ASKING FOR 23 DEAD BABIES ON SPIKES

AH ARE YOU AKING FOR THE SPECIAL?

-THE SPECIAL?

YES TODAYS SPECIAL IS 23 DEAD BABIES ON SPIKES HALF PRICE

-OH GOLLY THAT SOUNDS GREAT I THINK.

WELL ITS NOT FUCKING GREAT FOR THE BABIES XJ

-NAW DUH

NAW SHIT

-NAW HELL

OKAY???

-MEH HEH I SHALL EAT THEM ALL

AHHHH….click

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WHAT THE HELL NOW?!

-UM ABOUT THE BABIES ON SPIKES *COUGHFFFS INTO THE PHONE* HOW THE FUCK DO I FUCKEN GET THEM?

WELL I JUST SEND RICHARD BY AND HE KILLS AND PUTS ON SPIKES EVERYONE IN  YOUR VILLAGE>_<          

-WHAT THE FUCK I LIVE IN THE FUCKEN CITY YOU SHIT ASS!!

WELL WE BRING SOME FROM THE LITTLE VILLAGE UP THE COAST.

-IM OUT OF MONEY

THEN YOUR FUCKED MOTHERFUCKER

-KNOW WHAT?

WHAT YOU MAMAS A WHORE

-I AM COMPLETELY LOST HERE. I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT. SO WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT??

WE WERE TALKKING ABOOT YESTERDAYS SPECIAL.

- WHA FUCK?

WELL UP YOUR BUTT AND AROUND THE CORNER UP YOUR TUBE AND OUT YOUR BOOB.     

- FAU WAH?

SIGH DO YA WONT THE DEAD BABIES OR NOT.

- UOM NOM NOM

I GUESS THAT’S A YES SIGH

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The next day

INCOMING CALL…

HELLO

-YES I ORDERED THE ORPANGE WITH PIE YESTERDAY

YUP WHAT ABOUT IT?

-WELL I WENT TO THE ORPHANGE SAT DOWN THEY GAVE ME SOME PIE BUT NONE OF THEM WERE KILLED

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Hello my name is Richard. You have had that orphanage set aside for 2 days now. Why do you not kill them?

-WHY WOULD I KILL THEM ITS JUST AN ORPHANGE

Well we here at Babies On Spikes sell the orphanges to you for them to be killed. Hrr is not happy that you have not killed the orphanage. Kill them by tonight or you die.

-O O O OK MR. EVIL MAN EPPPPP (RUNS AWAY)

Sigh they never stay to see me poof away.

(His eyes and hands glow. He moves his hands in a spell and dissapers.)

 

The screams never fade. The pain never ends. The scars will always remain.

      He was allowed some time to try and hold onto life. He was hanging onto an extremely thin thread of life. Why he bothered he didn’t know.

 

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XD >_< K) :O :P :K :B :S :$ J L :& ^_^ ;)

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Poo on a stick poo in a stick! Shit oh a fucking shinting stick!!!!!!

 

And these stories where written by a colleague of hers Terry

Title: Torture

 

meh this is taking forever when will you start Q

 

proper tying and hanging are necessarily to this state of torture S

 

well hurry up then i cant wait till this starts Q

 

well the longer you wait the better it will feel S

 

i don't care when can we start Q

 

how about now S

 

now will be fine    aawwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooo Q

 

nice is it not S

 

what the h3!! is that Q

 

the wing remover for the dark creatures combined with a dark power taker. you are powerless and can not heal s

 

what trying to kill me Q

 

yes exactly S

 

trying to put me away from your master ehh   aaaaaaaahhhhh Q

 

huh huh huh huh huh huh S

 

what's so funny a$$w#0(e Q

 

everything now how about looking around your neck S

 

you took my necklace hmmmmm Q

 

yes now you will die and never come back S

 

but i created this universe you cant kill me Q

 

yes i can S

 

NO YOU CANT G

 

AHHHHHH master i wasn't going to really kill her really i wasn't S

 

you couldn't kill me if you tried Q

 

stay out of this S

 

hey don't talk to me that way Q

 

NOW Q HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON G

 

well for about four days Q

 

well actually 5 master the first time i stabbed her in the hall S

 

THIS IS MY CASTEL I SHOULD KNOW EVERTHING WHY DO I NOT KNOW THIS G

 

because i can keep a secret Q

 

WELL I HAVE TO D@^^ HIM YOU KNOW G

 

oh just come in here your like one room away Q

 

NO I CANT I WOULD KILL HIM IN COLD BLOOD AND THATS NOT VERY GOOD IS IT G

 

fine hurry up i want ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Q

 

(door bangs open and breaks the wingpower drainer)

 

(growl)Q are you all right G

 

now that you broke that thing yes Q

 

Second story by Terry

 Title:A thought out of place...

 

Here in my home in south Carolina.

People in my house. Whom?

Three men and two women.

Names are House, Foreman, Cuddy, Camron and Chase.

House is on the floor going threw my cabinets.

The others are looking on.

I ask House why he is here.

He says he is looking for his cane.

I say it is here.

It appears in my hand.

He takes it and gets up.               

As I turn around to sit at the bar my shirt pulls up and they see the open wounds on my back.

Cuddy gasps.

I ask what’s wrong.

Cuddy says something about the horrible open wounds on back.

I just sniffed.

She handed me a packet of cream to put on the wounds.

I could not reach so Mordecai my Soul come and put rubbed it in for me.

Then we went to our seats.        

House and Cuddy are sitting at the bar.

Foreman, Camron, Chase and I sit at the table.

Freddy Kruger comes down the stairs, walks into the kitchen and rustles around some food.

Everyone looks oddly at him.

Mordecai pops up and asks Freddy well do you want anything or are you just going to rustle things around?

Freddy says no I will just go meditate.

He goes and sits beside the garage door and starts floating about four inches off the ground.

Everyone looks oddly at him.

House asks if that is the real Freddy.

I smile and nod.

He starts to ask something but Count Dooku comes gliding out of the living room and goes through the kitchen to get some scrambled eggs.

Cuddy asks won’t the people at the hospital need us?

I say you are already there.

She asks how that is possible.

I take out my cell phone and call the hospital.

Ring ring ring

A nurse says hello this is Sacred Heart Hospital how may I direct your call?

Dr. Gregory House please I say.

Hold please and I will connect you says the up-tight nurse.

I hold the phone up to Cuddy she hears.

……….. The phone is picked up….

In the background you hear” answer the phone House.”

House answers (grumpy) “what”

Cuddy gasps and I smirk.

Um house who else is there? Asks Cuddy.

Foreman, Chase, Camron and I, and you went out for lunch. Why? House asked.

Just wanted to know who was working today. Cuddy snipped.

….. goodbye………..

Believe me now? I ask.

Cuddy sighs and says yes.

Part Two

In walks Nazx leader Hitler.

Hitler says hello having company over Hrr?

Shut up traitor. Says Freddy

I am not a traitor, states Hitler.

Are to. Says Freddy

Am not, pouts Hitler

Shut up, states I.

Fine I am going to train. Says Hitler

Send in an Iggie or two I say.

What’s an Iggie? Asks Cuddy while Foreman, Cameron and Chase are eating the most excellent scrambled eggs made by Mordecai.

They are the perfect solder I said,

They all obey every order given but can make decision on their own if it goes against their conscience.

But we only choose the best solders to turn in to Iggies says the leader of the Iggies No one who might become a traitor like him (points at Hitler) or have a change of heart and decide not to kill and fight for the UN.

I say Thank you Leader with a quick salute and a half-bow.

He salutes back with a full bow and then flits off to the dining hall.

I almost start fighting but as soon as I make the first stance and is about to start teaching the humans and House a lesson about the Iggies when my back cracks open.

Cuddy almost runs me over trying to help, but I use a powerfeild to push her back.

After I get the healing cream form her I ask Freddy if he is done fixing his claw (meditating).

He answers yes.

Can you come over and rub this into my back, I ask.

He takes off his claw and puts it in his pocket and stalks over.

He takes the cream and rubs it in.

When he is finished he steps up close and presses himself up against my back giving me a hug gently as not to break the healing scabs.

As soon as he has done that Cuddy looks at me in an awed way and I get back in to my stance.

First the arms I say the perfect weapon.

Foreman has now joined the conversation and asked How can the arms be the perfect weapon they are so short?

I then attack the Iggie whose name is Dervish and his arms pop and turn into 5 foot swords at the elbow.

They gasp in awe at the swords as they pop back in.

After that I get Dervish to breath fire, grow claws and spikes, and to create power fields.

….Incoming Call….my watch/caller devise beeped.

Ummm Hrr you are needed at the (whispers about some random wood store) to stop a renegade (dingo) from destroying a wood store, says 412.

Huff fine I say.

Well you are dismissed Dervish, I state.

House, cattle I say as I turn into a Werepyre.

What’s cattle House laughs out.

Humans are cattle to me when I am in this forum, I growl.

Then why don’t you call me a “cattle” says House.

Because you are a soulless Daemon, I say gruffly.

He laughs and then asks, If I am a daemon can I join you.

I say, It’s a possibility but I have to go deal with this ermmm … problem.

I flit away to the store.

Part three

Arrive at the store.

Dark, filled with wood carvings, has a slightly musty sent.

Odd no one here.

I hear a crash Ahhh its out side, I think.

I go out see the dingo apprehend it.

Catch it in a bag, apologize to the owner and give him a big bag of money for the damage.

Stupid dingo, I say as I throw the bag through a portal.

I am back in human form walking down the road.

I see a limo and a guy in a tux.

I enter the neighborhood and feel all my Un powers come back.

I go up to him and for the oddest reason kiss him.

His lips are soft against mine but then harden and he pushes me away.

I jump over the limo as he calls the guards and go building jumping on to other people’s top-of-the-house porches.

Some random lady wearing nothing but a robe and that ugly green face stuff hits me in the face with ice and snow from three side of her porch.

I duck through the bars on the porch using my powers and jump down to the ground.

Part 4

I see three dogs a German Sheppard, a basset hound and a mixed bred.

Take me to a hiding place, I say as I wave my hand activating my powers.

The cute yet stupid dogs lead me to their back yard.

I had a vision.

I saw a lake through some trees, A little shed and a little dock on the close right of the lake.

I snap out of it as the guards yell.

The guards are catching up I tell the dogs to stay and then I run down the road.

I run up and see Christian with a huge poodle, it has white fur and bright red eyes.

I tell it no as it runs towards me mouth open to attack.

A lady behind me yells at me not to tell the dog no!

I am like wha?

I hear screeching of tires and a thud.

The lady is yelling at me that I should have just let the dog attack me and to not say no to dogs.

I see a huge Attukaus dog and a German Sheppard.

I say no to the Attukaus and it stops running and goes over to its owner, I then say roll-over to the GS and it rolls down a hill I shoo it towards the annoying lady.

The guards have caught up.

They have stopped running and are like saying hi.

I look like an idiot as I stand there and gape at them.

Part 5

It turns out that the guards want to be my friends defying his orders.

They walk up and say hello.

We are running when I discover that I had my phone in my pocket.

I tell the guards that I am going to look ahead and to keep going and call me if they need me.

I go ahead and after about flitting 200 ft I see a huge canoe made of foam.

I run up to and flip it over and hide beneath it.

I get a call from one of the guards.

Have trouble understanding him because he is talking in Japanese.

I tell him to talk in demon and to slow down.

He does and asks where I am he can’t see me.

I pop out of the canoe thing and scare the 3 guards.

We continue walking along thinking that we are far enough away that he will not catch us.

I hear screeching tires before the others do.

They ask me what I think it is.

I say simply it’s a limo.

The look like wha fa.

As the limo screeches to a halt in front of me and out jumps him.

Part 6

I walk up coolly as he steps forward.

The guards trail behind a few feet.

He grins wickedly as a girl in a dress steps up beside him.

She asks well who is that in a snobby tone.

His grin becomes wider as he slaps her, his hand turning a bright red.

She falls with a oomph as a scar crosses her cheek.

She gets up cusses at him and stalks away.

I am standing there with my mouth hung open looking like a complete retard.

The only person, who could do that, I think to my self, is Charles.

He morphs into Charles.

Ahhh OMG Charles what are you doing here??????????

Heh heh heh thought you would be amazed.

Why? I mean I just ran that whole way.

To see if you would just believe that you would eventually get out but look.

I look and see that I am back where I started.

Ha I wanted to see if anyone could escape, no one could.

So I asked the dingo to cause a distraction to get you here.

You could not escape therefore this is a good jail to keep high-profile criminal.

Nice I mummer as I close my eyes and see the spells that lace the air.

The flow around the top in a bubble, and around the side like a half circle.

Almost impossible I say but its not.

Hmmm? Charles gasps.

I walk about 5 feet to the right almost at the edge of the bubble.

I take an edge of it and open the door.

I step through and walk around on the other side to where they were.

I wave and shout Ha which they can’t here.

Charles is standing there slack jawed as I walk back through and close the door locking it magically.

I rawr with laughter, then I say I have to go see you later.

I jump up and break through the weak point in the middle of the top healing the point when I go by.

I spread my blood covered wings and fly down to a portal.

Once back at the house I check in on House and the cattle.

Seeing that they are fine I give them directions to their bedrooms and then jump through a new portal with House at meh side.

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lol this was fun to write and it was a dream i had yuppers im insane XD